{"id":1027,"date":"2004-11-19T21:59:24","date_gmt":"2004-11-19T20:59:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=1027"},"modified":"2004-11-19T21:59:24","modified_gmt":"2004-11-19T20:59:24","slug":"calcium-rampage","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=1027","title":{"rendered":"Calcium Rampage"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>4 Danettes Chocolat<br \/>\n8 Fjords Nature<br \/>\n8 Gervita Nature<br \/>\n4 Cr\u00e8mes aux oeufs vanille Carouf<br \/>\n4 Faisselles Carouf<br \/>\n2 Petits Encas Pomme-Vanille<br \/>\n1 Bon gros lehrdammer<\/p>\n<p>Voil\u00e0 environ ce qu&rsquo;il me faudra pour tenir cette semaine niveau laitage.<br \/>\nJe suis en fr\u00e9n\u00e9sie totale, ca et la salade ni\u00e7oise fa\u00e7ons plein d&rsquo;huile d&rsquo;Olive, m\u00eame les pates ne me ravissent plus autant que le thon et le ma\u00efs baignant dans de la Puget &lt;3<br \/>\nBon ok ce soir je me fais un habituel riz-steack hach\u00e9-ketchup-fromage rap\u00e9, mais que voulez-vous, on ne chasse pas les classiques comme ca, surtout que j&rsquo;ai quand m\u00eame super faim et que les pringles m\u00e9lang\u00e9s au CLSC c&rsquo;est vraiment indigne de mon estomac princier, n&rsquo;est-il pas ?<\/p>\n<p>Ah aussi, la t\u00e9l\u00e9 est l\u00e0, muette, pour faire un peu de mouvement pendant que j&rsquo;\u00e9coute mes mp3 en glandant sur le net, et l\u00e0 d&rsquo;un coup paf je me retourne, et je vois cette gougourde de Jennifer Garner poser ses l\u00e8vres sur ce qui lui sert de petit ami dans la s\u00e9rie.<br \/>\nShit.<br \/>\nSont forts ces ricains &#8230;<br \/>\nPas d&rsquo;chance pour moi.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>4 Danettes Chocolat 8 Fjords Nature 8 Gervita Nature 4 Cr\u00e8mes aux oeufs vanille Carouf 4 Faisselles Carouf 2 Petits Encas Pomme-Vanille 1 Bon gros lehrdammer Voil\u00e0 environ ce qu&rsquo;il me faudra pour tenir cette semaine niveau laitage. Je suis en fr\u00e9n\u00e9sie totale, ca et la salade ni\u00e7oise fa\u00e7ons plein d&rsquo;huile d&rsquo;Olive, m\u00eame les pates [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1027","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1027"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1027\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1027"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1027"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1027"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}