{"id":1055,"date":"2004-12-30T15:00:12","date_gmt":"2004-12-30T14:00:12","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=1055"},"modified":"2004-12-30T15:00:12","modified_gmt":"2004-12-30T14:00:12","slug":"i-love-myself-today","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=1055","title":{"rendered":"I love myself today"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Les cheveux gras, plats derri\u00e8re le cr\u00e2ne, moche sur le front, une oreille pointue qui ressemble \u00e0 un gros bouton blanc, une sorte d&rsquo;\u00e9norme grain de beaut\u00e9 moche derri\u00e8re l&rsquo;oreille, une petit croute s\u00e8che qui refuse de partir sous le lobe, qui s&rsquo;accroche \u00e0 mes fringues, la peau du front bien grasse comme un adolescent, ce nez impossible \u00e0 manquer, les l\u00e8vres grosses en cul de poule, des poils qui poussent o\u00f9 ils veulent, des pectoraux plus plats que mon ventre, des t\u00e9tons tous moches, des poils noirs uniquement sur les avant-bras, des mains aux doigts crochus et aux ongles longs, une bou\u00e9e autour de la taille qui veut pas partir, des jambes poilues comme un yeti, des genoux douloureux, des pieds congel\u00e9s alors qu&rsquo;ils ont toujours \u00e9t\u00e9 chauds, de la corne sur l&rsquo;exterieur des gros orteils \u00e0 cause des docks, et des talons qui commencent \u00e0 s\u00e9cher comme les vieux.<br \/>\nJe viens de me lever je pue de la gueule et j&rsquo;ai de la crotte dans les yeux.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Les cheveux gras, plats derri\u00e8re le cr\u00e2ne, moche sur le front, une oreille pointue qui ressemble \u00e0 un gros bouton blanc, une sorte d&rsquo;\u00e9norme grain de beaut\u00e9 moche derri\u00e8re l&rsquo;oreille, une petit croute s\u00e8che qui refuse de partir sous le lobe, qui s&rsquo;accroche \u00e0 mes fringues, la peau du front bien grasse comme un adolescent, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-1055","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1055"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1055\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1055"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1055"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1055"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}