{"id":118,"date":"2003-03-10T10:08:41","date_gmt":"2003-03-10T09:08:41","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=118"},"modified":"2003-03-10T10:08:41","modified_gmt":"2003-03-10T09:08:41","slug":"hardcore-man-hardcore","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=118","title":{"rendered":"hardcore man, hardcore"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>J&rsquo;ai eu un week-end qui m&rsquo;a apport\u00e9 autant de stress que si j&rsquo;\u00e9tais rest\u00e9 une heure dans la cuvette de Dien Bien Ph\u00fb, alors ce matin, je s\u00e8che la r\u00e9union, et je goutte l&rsquo;excellent Coca Cola Vanille avec la dose de drogue que j&rsquo;ai pu r\u00e9cup\u00e9rer ce matin malgr\u00e9 la fermeture de 50% des pharmacies.<br \/>\nC&rsquo;est trop bon le Coca Vanille, ca me permet de consommer deux drogues \u00e0 la fois, ca adoucit ma bouche, calme ma langue et fr\u00e9tille mon palais, ca l\u00e8che ma gorge et surprend ma glotte, et le go\u00fbt me monte au nez, me permettant de respirer un parfum de vanille doux pendant les minutes qui suivent mes gorg\u00e9es gastonomiques.<br \/>\nSi apr\u00e8s ca je suis pas engag\u00e9 dans le d\u00e9partement communication de Coca, c&rsquo;est qu&rsquo;il ne savent pas bien s&rsquo;entourer (je ferais n&rsquo;importe quoi pour avoir du Coca gratuit \u00e0 vie ? oui.)<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>J&rsquo;ai eu un week-end qui m&rsquo;a apport\u00e9 autant de stress que si j&rsquo;\u00e9tais rest\u00e9 une heure dans la cuvette de Dien Bien Ph\u00fb, alors ce matin, je s\u00e8che la r\u00e9union, et je goutte l&rsquo;excellent Coca Cola Vanille avec la dose de drogue que j&rsquo;ai pu r\u00e9cup\u00e9rer ce matin malgr\u00e9 la fermeture de 50% des pharmacies. [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-118","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=118"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/118\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=118"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=118"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=118"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}