{"id":1415,"date":"2009-09-14T17:28:26","date_gmt":"2009-09-14T16:28:26","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=1415"},"modified":"2009-09-14T17:28:26","modified_gmt":"2009-09-14T16:28:26","slug":"hey-tes-vert-ou-quoi","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=1415","title":{"rendered":"Hey t&rsquo;es vert ou quoi"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ou\u00e9 ok c&rsquo;est bon, tu comprends, je fais un post tous les 8 ans, du coup je mets \u00e0 jour WordPress aussi souvent, ce qui conduit forc\u00e9ment \u00e0 ce que je me suis fait bouffer les testiboules virtuelles par un ver WordPress qui continue \u00e0 revenir je sais pas trop comment, alors comme on dit, en THEORIE, j&rsquo;ai tout nettoy\u00e9, mais si le site est down, c&rsquo;est juste que des russes du politburo de shwarzenegger m&rsquo;ont hack\u00e9 pour utiliser mon site pour revendre du cialis \u00e0 des impotents de Haute-Savoie.<\/p>\n<p>Donc si tu habites en Haute-Savoie, ne me d\u00e9teste pas, et prends piti\u00e9 sur moi, sache que pour te faire patienter je te propose une petite image de ma cr\u00e9ation :<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter\" src=\"http:\/\/pix.wefrag.com\/i\/2\/5\/9\/3\/4\/467845f2a95a92d31ec0cd182073f54.png\" alt=\"\" \/><\/p>\n<p>I love you baby Russe, j&rsquo;ai 5 \u20ac qui trainent pour acheter ta femme, CONNARD.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ou\u00e9 ok c&rsquo;est bon, tu comprends, je fais un post tous les 8 ans, du coup je mets \u00e0 jour WordPress aussi souvent, ce qui conduit forc\u00e9ment \u00e0 ce que je me suis fait bouffer les testiboules virtuelles par un ver WordPress qui continue \u00e0 revenir je sais pas trop comment, alors comme on dit, [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"closed","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[40,38,37,39],"class_list":["post-1415","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-arbalete-melnibonneenne","tag-russe","tag-ver","tag-vodka"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1415"}],"version-history":[{"count":1,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":1416,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1415\/revisions\/1416"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1415"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1415"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1415"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}