{"id":1437,"date":"2009-12-01T14:52:17","date_gmt":"2009-12-01T13:52:17","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=1437"},"modified":"2009-12-01T14:52:17","modified_gmt":"2009-12-01T13:52:17","slug":"enfin-des-gens-civilises","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=1437","title":{"rendered":"Enfin des gens civilis\u00e9s"},"content":{"rendered":"

Je tiens \u00e0 remercier la personne qui est rentr\u00e9 dans ma voiture pour fouiller ma bo\u00eete \u00e0 gant (et ne rien y trouver) sans rien casser, ni vitre, ni serrure, ni porti\u00e8re, de nos jours, un voleur aussi attentif et respectueux de la propri\u00e9t\u00e9 d’autrui est digne de recevoir mes honneurs.<\/p>\n

Encore une fois, il reste n\u00e9anmoins une disparition \u00e0 d\u00e9plorer, non pas une poubelle<\/a> cette fois-ci, mais un pack de 6 canettes de coca-light qui trainait dans le coffre. PUTAIN DE GROS ENFOIRE, ESPECE DE BLOGUEUR DE POST SPONSORISES, RENDS-MOI MON FUCKING COCA PARCE QUE J’AI PAS DE SOUS POUR EN PRENDRE A LA MACHINE RIGHT NOW.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Je tiens \u00e0 remercier la personne qui est rentr\u00e9 dans ma voiture pour fouiller ma bo\u00eete \u00e0 gant (et ne rien y trouver) sans rien casser, ni vitre, ni serrure, ni porti\u00e8re, de nos jours, un voleur aussi attentif et respectueux de la propri\u00e9t\u00e9 d’autrui est digne de recevoir mes honneurs. Encore une fois, il […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"0","ping_status":"0","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[54,53,52],"class_list":["post-1437","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general","tag-cocalite","tag-voiture","tag-vol"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1437","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=1437"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/1437\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=1437"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=1437"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=1437"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}