This is a song
\n
\nfor the ladies
\n
\nbut fellas… listen closely<\/p>\n
You don’t have to fuck her hard
\n
\nin fact sometimes that’s not right to do..
\n
\nSometimes u got to make some love
\n
\nand fuckin give her some smooches too..
\n
\nSometimes you got to squeeze..
\n
\nSometiems you got to say \u00ab\u00a0Please\u00a0\u00bb..
\n
\nSometimes you gotta say \u00ab\u00a0Hey,\u00a0\u00bb
\n
\n\u00ab\u00a0I’m gonna fuck you.. softly\u00a0\u00bb
\n
\n\u00ab\u00a0I’m gonna screw you gently\u00a0\u00bb
\n
\n\u00ab\u00a0I’m gonna hump you sweetly\u00a0\u00bb
\n
\n\u00ab\u00a0I’m gonna ball you discreetly\u00a0\u00bb
\n
\nand then you say \u00ab\u00a0Hey, I brought you flowers\u00a0\u00bb
\n
\nand then you say \u00ab\u00a0Wait a minute Sally,\u00a0\u00bb
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\n\u00ab\u00a0I think I got sometin’ in my teeth could you get it out for me?\u00a0\u00bb
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\nThat’s fuckin’ teamwork!
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\nWhat’s your favorite posish?
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\nThat’s cool with me, It’s not my favorite but I’ll do it for you.
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\nWhat’s your favorite dish?
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\nI’m not gonna cook it but I’ll order it from ZANZIBAR!
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\nAnd then I’m gonna love you completely
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\nThen I’ll fucking fuck you discreetly
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\nand then I’ll fuckin bone you completely
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\nbut then I’m gonna fuck… you hard…..
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\nHard……..
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\nTenacious D – Fuck Her Gently<\/b><\/i><\/p>\n
\u00ab\u00a0Non vous n’\u00eates pas de jolis flocons de neiges uniques, vous \u00eates la merde de ce monde comme tous les autres\u00a0\u00bb
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\n\u00ab\u00a0Dans la mort, tout le monde s’appelle Robert Paulson\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n
(de l’art de citer quand on a pas envie d’\u00e9crire)
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