{"id":628,"date":"2002-11-15T14:03:13","date_gmt":"2002-11-15T13:03:13","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=628"},"modified":"2002-11-15T14:03:13","modified_gmt":"2002-11-15T13:03:13","slug":"the-motherfucking-friday-five","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=628","title":{"rendered":"The Motherfucking Friday Five"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>AHAHAH moi je l&rsquo;ai trouv\u00e9 le Friday Five cach\u00e9 de <a href=\"http:\/\/www.fridayfive.org\" target=_blank>FridayFive.org<\/a> !!<br \/>\nC&rsquo;\u00e9tait pas non plus extr\u00e8mement complexe &#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>The Motherfucking Friday Five<\/b><\/p>\n<p><b>1. Fuckin A, it&rsquo;s Friday finally. Whatcha drinkin, cause we all know you are a slobbering lush.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Que du coca, d&rsquo;ailleurs, faut que je passe au light maintenant que ca se voit dans une glace&#8230;<\/p>\n<p><b>2. Are ya gettin any this weekend? Who&rsquo;s the lucky bastard?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>J&rsquo;\u00e9sp\u00e8re, dans une LAN, on se gave de coca, c&rsquo;est tout \u00e0 fait normal.<\/p>\n<p><b>3. Tell Heather you fucking love her in a creative way. Watch your tongue and be nice, or I will hunt you down and cut it out of your filthy mouth.<\/b><\/p>\n<p>\u00ab\u00a0Heather, tu sais .. je crois que sans vouloir te faire peur, ou te brusquer .. ca fait un petit moment que .. ca fait m\u00eame longtemps que &#8230; enfin bon .. tu vois .. je suis amoureux de Tartofrez. Alors GFY.\u00a0\u00bb<\/p>\n<p><b>4. Think these questions are fluff? Go fuck yourself. For the rest of you, what&rsquo;s the best fucking movie you&rsquo;ve ever seen? [I mean, the best movie, not the best movie with fucking in it, unless you wanna share that too.]<\/b><\/p>\n<p>H\u00e9 il m&rsquo;a piqu\u00e9 mon expression !!<br \/>\nBest Movie = Shaolin Soccer.<\/p>\n<p><b>5. So what the fuck are you doing this weekend?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>LAN + paintball, la routine.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>AHAHAH moi je l&rsquo;ai trouv\u00e9 le Friday Five cach\u00e9 de FridayFive.org !! C&rsquo;\u00e9tait pas non plus extr\u00e8mement complexe &#8230; The Motherfucking Friday Five 1. Fuckin A, it&rsquo;s Friday finally. Whatcha drinkin, cause we all know you are a slobbering lush. Que du coca, d&rsquo;ailleurs, faut que je passe au light maintenant que ca se voit [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-628","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=628"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/628\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=628"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=628"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=628"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}