{"id":708,"date":"2002-04-29T00:35:34","date_gmt":"2002-04-28T23:35:34","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=708"},"modified":"2002-04-29T00:35:34","modified_gmt":"2002-04-28T23:35:34","slug":"axe-pour-eux-les-hommes","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=708","title":{"rendered":"Axe, pour eux, les hommes"},"content":{"rendered":"

lazdada@***.fr a \u00e9crit:
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\nOuais, tr\u00e8s exactement, Mr Axe c le surnom d’un gars qui s’est point\u00e9 vendredi aux Urgences pask’il avait une bombe d’Axe d\u00e9odorant dans le huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! Ce con il a squatt\u00e9 un lit toute la journ\u00e9e et il a meme pas voulu se faire anesth\u00e9sier pour qu’on la lui retire (\u00e0 la main, pas par chirurgie), du coup il est rentr\u00e9 chez lui en esp\u00e9rant qu’elle sorte toute seule…. sauf que y a de grandes chances pour qu’elle lui p\u00e8te dans le bide ou lui fasse une occlusion… ce qui le forcerait \u00e0 revenir aux Urgences grrrrrrrrrrr!!!!<\/i><\/p>\n

C’est encore mieux quand c’est vrai ces trucs l\u00e0 =)<\/p>\n

Mise \u00e0 jour de la gallery de cam, avec tout le mois d’avril.<\/p>\n

MYTHO<\/a> je vous dit, mais l\u00e0 500 000% !!!!
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lazdada@***.fr a \u00e9crit: Ouais, tr\u00e8s exactement, Mr Axe c le surnom d’un gars qui s’est point\u00e9 vendredi aux Urgences pask’il avait une bombe d’Axe d\u00e9odorant dans le huuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu!!!!!! Ce con il a squatt\u00e9 un lit toute la journ\u00e9e et il a meme pas voulu se faire anesth\u00e9sier pour qu’on la lui retire (\u00e0 la main, […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-708","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=708"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/708\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=708"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=708"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=708"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}