{"id":711,"date":"2002-09-30T10:59:24","date_gmt":"2002-09-30T09:59:24","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=711"},"modified":"2002-09-30T10:59:24","modified_gmt":"2002-09-30T09:59:24","slug":"hohohoho","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=711","title":{"rendered":"HOHOHOHO"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Damn, Rico! You are&#8230;<br \/>\n<b>84%<\/b>  <\/p>\n<p>dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet&#8230; you&rsquo;re wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl&rsquo;s (or guy&rsquo;s) engines on, but you also know how to oil, lube and rotate it. You put the \u00ab\u00a0elation\u00a0\u00bb back into \u00ab\u00a0relationship,\u00a0\u00bb and the \u00ab\u00a0night\u00a0\u00bb back into \u00ab\u00a0one-night stand.\u00a0\u00bb <\/p>\n<p>FIIIIIIIR.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Damn, Rico! You are&#8230; 84% dateable! Attractive and confident, witty and charming, a healthy ambrosia-based diet&#8230; you&rsquo;re wanted in the 48 contiguous states, you slayer. Call me. Seduce me. Make me a woman (or man.) Not only do you know how to turn a girl&rsquo;s (or guy&rsquo;s) engines on, but you also know how to [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-711","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=711"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/711\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=711"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=711"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=711"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}