{"id":724,"date":"2002-10-04T11:47:37","date_gmt":"2002-10-04T10:47:37","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=724"},"modified":"2002-10-04T11:47:37","modified_gmt":"2002-10-04T10:47:37","slug":"blowk","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=724","title":{"rendered":"Blowk !"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><b>1. Combien d&rsquo;orteils ?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>10.<\/p>\n<p><b>2. Combien de doigts ?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>10.<\/p>\n<p><b>3. Combien de tumeurs ?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Nombre inconnu. On sait jamais ce qui se tapit au fond de soit, voire dans son code g\u00e9n\u00e9tique. C&rsquo;est pour ca que la vie c&rsquo;est bien.<\/p>\n<p><b>4.  Combien d&rsquo;amis ?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Pleins !!!<\/p>\n<p><b>5. Non mais s\u00e9rieux, combien de VRAIS amis (des noms ! des noms !)?<\/b><\/p>\n<p>Cf les doigts.<br \/>\nPas de nom, je laisse de l&rsquo;espoir \u00e0 certains et la surprise \u00e0 d&rsquo;autres.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>1. Combien d&rsquo;orteils ? 10. 2. Combien de doigts ? 10. 3. Combien de tumeurs ? Nombre inconnu. On sait jamais ce qui se tapit au fond de soit, voire dans son code g\u00e9n\u00e9tique. C&rsquo;est pour ca que la vie c&rsquo;est bien. 4. Combien d&rsquo;amis ? Pleins !!! 5. Non mais s\u00e9rieux, combien de VRAIS [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-724","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=724"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/724\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=724"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=724"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=724"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}