{"id":742,"date":"2002-09-26T19:34:16","date_gmt":"2002-09-26T18:34:16","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=742"},"modified":"2002-09-26T19:34:16","modified_gmt":"2002-09-26T18:34:16","slug":"aoucheuuu","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=742","title":{"rendered":"Aoucheuuu"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Ou\u00e9, bon, oubliez ce que j&rsquo;ai dit &#8230;<br \/>\nCe midi je rendais service \u00e0 ma maman en surveillant les gamins jouer, et y&rsquo;en a un qui s&rsquo;est vautr\u00e9 sur le dos.<br \/>\nBah il arr\u00eatait pas de crier dis donc, et en fait, fracture du poignet.<br \/>\nL\u00e0.<br \/>\nComme ca. En tombant sur le cul, il s&rsquo;est fractur\u00e9 le poignet, il avait pourtant les mains en l&rsquo;air pendant qu&rsquo;il tombait.<br \/>\nJe comprends pas l\u00e0.<br \/>\nSac de morve ces gosses .. grmbl &#8230;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ou\u00e9, bon, oubliez ce que j&rsquo;ai dit &#8230; Ce midi je rendais service \u00e0 ma maman en surveillant les gamins jouer, et y&rsquo;en a un qui s&rsquo;est vautr\u00e9 sur le dos. Bah il arr\u00eatait pas de crier dis donc, et en fait, fracture du poignet. L\u00e0. Comme ca. En tombant sur le cul, il s&rsquo;est [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-742","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/742","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=742"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/742\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=742"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=742"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=742"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}