{"id":794,"date":"2002-09-06T11:38:21","date_gmt":"2002-09-06T10:38:21","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=794"},"modified":"2002-09-06T11:38:21","modified_gmt":"2002-09-06T10:38:21","slug":"f5-fb","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=794","title":{"rendered":"F5 – FB"},"content":{"rendered":"

Friday Five (et je vous<\/s> Guillaume<\/a> le traduit) =<\/p>\n

1. What is your biggest pet peeve? Why ?
\n1. Quel est la petite habitude qui vous \u00e9nerve le plus? Pourquoi ?<\/i><\/p>\n

Quelqu’un qui dit tout le temps \u00ab\u00a0Oh mon dieu\u00a0\u00bb et qui rigole comme Janice. En fait Janice et ses consoeurs blondes.<\/p>\n

2. What irritating habits do you have?
\n2. Quelle habitude \u00e9nervante avez-vous ?<\/i><\/p>\n

Ma jambe tremble en permanence quand je suis assis, et je tapote la t\u00e9l\u00e9commande quand je regarde la t\u00e9l\u00e9. Personne ne supporte ca.<\/p>\n

3. Have you tried to change the irritating habits or just let them be?
\n3. Avez-vous essay\u00e9 de changer ces habitudes ou les laissez vous comme ca ?<\/i><\/p>\n

J’ai rien essay\u00e9 de changer, je ne me rends m\u00eame pas compte que je le fais !<\/p>\n

4. What grosses you out more than anything else? Why?
\n4. Qu’est-ce qui vous d\u00e9goute plus que tout ? Pourquoi ?<\/i><\/p>\n

Ce qui me d\u00e9goute plus que tout c’est caramail. Parce que ca regroupe toutes les tares de l’humanit\u00e9, ou plut\u00f4t pour \u00eatre plus r\u00e9aliste, de la soci\u00e9t\u00e9 fran\u00e7aise. (oui j’ai remani\u00e9 la question mais c’est toujours valable)<\/p>\n

5. What one thing can you never see yourself doing that other people do?
\n5. Quelle est la chose que vous ne vous voyez jamais faire et que d’autres personnes font ?<\/i><\/p>\n

Je ne me verrais jamais aller en bo\u00eete, boire, danser, draguer, baiser et trouver que c’est la belle vie. Non, ce n’est pas la belle vie. Non non non.<\/p>\n

Friday Blouk<\/b> (pour palier au reste, en anglais) =<\/p>\n

1. Do you understand my question ?<\/i><\/p>\n

Yes of course, i’m the best in english speaking, reading and understanding.<\/p>\n

2. What the fuck are you made of if you’re a witch ?<\/i><\/p>\n

Of wood.<\/p>\n

3. What the hell is your favorite fucking witch power ? why ?<\/i><\/p>\n

Teleportation for sure. Because I’d like to be with my tartofrez in a second.<\/p>\n

4. Would you assume a flaw to get you favorite power ? Which one ?<\/i><\/p>\n

(marre de l’anglais) Disons .. que pour le pouvoir de t\u00e9l\u00e9portation, j’accepterais bien d’\u00eatre allergique aux voitures. Comment ca c’est fum\u00e9 ? y’en a partout des voitures maintenant, c’est vachement d\u00e9savantageux !!<\/p>\n

5. Would you rather be a witch or a sorcerer ? Why ?<\/i><\/p>\n

Une sorci\u00e8re parce qu’elle peuvent plus facilement le cacher que ces gros chauves de sorciers qui portent des robes.<\/p>\n

Blouk !<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

Friday Five (et je vous Guillaume le traduit) = 1. What is your biggest pet peeve? Why ? 1. Quel est la petite habitude qui vous \u00e9nerve le plus? Pourquoi ? Quelqu’un qui dit tout le temps \u00ab\u00a0Oh mon dieu\u00a0\u00bb et qui rigole comme Janice. En fait Janice et ses consoeurs blondes. 2. What irritating […]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-794","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/794","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=794"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/794\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=794"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=794"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=794"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}