{"id":856,"date":"2002-08-13T22:07:56","date_gmt":"2002-08-13T21:07:56","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=856"},"modified":"2002-08-13T22:07:56","modified_gmt":"2002-08-13T21:07:56","slug":"attention","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/?p=856","title":{"rendered":"!! Attention !!"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>La Tartofrez va parler !!!<br \/>\nNon.<br \/>\nJe l&#8217;emp\u00eache en la serrant fort dans mes bras pour la prot\u00e9ger de tous les m\u00e9chants pas beaux que le monde a cr\u00e9\u00e9.<br \/>\n*slap*<br \/>\nAouch ma t\u00eate !!<br \/>\nok ok je te laisse le PC madame, tu peux poster sur mon blog &#8230;<br \/>\nLa vaisselle ?<br \/>\nOk ok &#8230;<br \/>\nTon pneu arri\u00e8re est sale ??<br \/>\nCa tombe bien j&rsquo;ai retrouv\u00e9 l&rsquo;usage de ma main droite, \u00e9cras\u00e9e par ton \u00e9l\u00e9phant domestique Fluffy hier soir, je vais pouvoir enlever tous les caillous des rainures, et peut-\u00eatre m\u00eame faire lustrer le caoutchouc avec le morceau de langue qu&rsquo;il me reste apr\u00e8s avoir nettoy\u00e9 ta scie ego\u00efne porte bonheur ma d\u00e9esse !!!<br \/>\nMais pas tap\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9\u00e9 !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>La Tartofrez va parler !!! Non. Je l&#8217;emp\u00eache en la serrant fort dans mes bras pour la prot\u00e9ger de tous les m\u00e9chants pas beaux que le monde a cr\u00e9\u00e9. *slap* Aouch ma t\u00eate !! ok ok je te laisse le PC madame, tu peux poster sur mon blog &#8230; La vaisselle ? Ok ok &#8230; [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-856","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-general"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/856","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=856"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/856\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=856"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=856"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/www.justbewise.net\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=856"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}